Preheat oven to 325°F.
Combine oats, pecans, flaxmeal, dates, and ground coffee in a large mixing bowl
In a small pot on the stove over medium-low heat, combine the almond butter, brown rice syrup, vanilla extract, salt, and water. Whisk until smooth. If the mixture seems too thick still, add additional water 1 tablespoon at a time until pourable.
Pour the almond butter mixture over the oats mixture. Stir really well to ensure all the dry ingredients are moistened.
Spread the mixture in fairly even layer onto a rimmed baking sheet, but with very little, if any, space between the ingredients. This is how you'll get the nice big clumps of granola!
Bake for 25 to 28 minutes, shaking the pan and flipping the mixture over as best you can about halfway through.
The granola will continue to crisp up as it sits, so don't over-bake or it will burn.
Let cool before eating. Store any leftovers in an airtight container on the counter for for 7 to 10 days.